Siyasa Tah Hausa Novel
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Bismillahir rahmanur raheem
GOVERNMENT HOUSE
“karar jiniyan matakan tsaro ya wad’e ko ina A wannan wuri yayin da cikar mutanen kadai ya isa ya fahimtar dakai cewan da akwai wata muhimmiyar abun da ke faruwa a dai dai wannan lokaci.
Can daga Gidan gomnati ne Wani matashi Wanda ashekarun sa ta haihuwa baxai haura 38 – 40 yrs ba yafara takowa cike da takonsa na cikar kamala tare da mazantaka,yana nufo wa’annan dunjimun jama’an da sukayi curcurando kowa na jiran fitowan sa don sanin gsky al’amarin.
Cike da dan karamin Mammaki nake binshi da Kallo,ganin fitowansa daga gidan gomnatin da kakin soja,wanda daalama babba ne a kasar nigeria,duba ga irin sojoji da jamian tsoron dake take masa baya. Fuskar sa sam babu rahama,ya rufe ksayar idon sa cikin.shadow space,wanda hakan yasa Ya yi mawa mutanen Wurin kwaarjini da kowa ya gaxa tun karar sa da mgnar dake a cikin cikin su,ciki kam harda yan jaridun da suke zaman jirar MAJOR ABDULRAHAMAN ABDULRAHIM.
Wata ce wanda tayi mun kama da yar jarida ce tayi karfin halin tun karar sa,tana fadin Rankashi dade minti daya! Ganin ta nufosa babu tsoro yasaka sa dakatawa da tfyar tasa ba tare da ya juyo ya kalleta ba.
Babu tsoro a tare da ita ko kadan tafara takowa har zuwa inda yake,wanda da isan ta waannan murdaddun sojojin suka aza mata bindigogin su akan ta. Wanda yasa ta saurin rintse ido,don sosai a wannan karon ta firgita…. Jira kawai sukeyi su zaratar da Umarnin.Shugaban nasu,don sosai ta karya masu doka,kasancewar cewan da akayi baa bukatan kowa yayi wata tmbya akan wannan kidimamman boyayyen Al’amarin dake shirin faruwa…
Hannun sa yasa yana dakatar da Waannan sojojin,kamin su sauke bindigogin nasu akanta,ita kuma tana kara sawa xuwa gaban Major Abdulrahman Abdulrahim…. Sunan Meemah ranka shidade,ina daya daga cikin mabiya masu son sanin gaskyar sanin wannan alamarin na VP………kamin ta kareka mgn ne ya juya yana nufar motocin su wanda cikin azama Jamian tsoron suka bude masa daya daga cikin motocin wanda yakasance Silent killer,sauran kuma kirar Accura ne da Lagxice,nan take suka jah moton ji kk fiiii….fiiiii suka bar Wannan matashiyar tsaye da sauran mutane masu jiran kiris su yayata ma duniya.
Wani dan jarida ne ya nufo inda meemah ke a tsaye,kamin yace”wa kk ce sunan ki.memmah ko? Daga masa kai kurum tayi,don takaici da abun da taso sani bata samu ba duk ya dameta,cije labban ta kawai tayi tana kallon dan jaridan. Ohk imm plz ke yar jarida ce?ta wani state??
Nisawa Meemah tayi kamin tace” a’a ni ba yar jarida bace ba,ni dai yar siyasa ce,ko nace ina aikin karar siyasa…..ni kuma banyi karatu mai zurfi ba,iyaakata secondary. Kallon raini wannan dan jaridan yabita dashi,yana mmkin karfin halin ta na iya tunkarar major Dason sanin gskyr komai na Alh Muhd Areef.
Uhmm kinaji hjy shawara zan baki ki,ki fidda kanki a cikin wannan lamarin banaki neba,namu ne na yan jarida mune masu hakkin tmbyar komai,kuma mu kam mu a tsoeace muke,don a kowacce rana rayuwar mu a cikin hadari yake….bare kuma ke da in ankasheki an kashe banxa.
Maganganun sa sun sosa mata rai matuka amma sai ta dake,ta hanyar murmushi tana cewa”a ganin ka kenan,tom yallabai na gode! Tana fadin masa haka ta juya tana barin wurin hadi da barin wannan dan jaridan a tsaye……………
_ADAMAWA_
“Hajjo…Hajjo!!! Shigowar Malam Audu kenan gidan nasa,yana mai kwala kirar matan sa Hajjo. Kara kirar ta yy wanda a karo na uku kenan,kuma sai a sannan ta tsinkayi muryar tasa a tsakar gida,Wanda ita tana daga dakin ta suna firar ta da h
Y’ay’an ta kai da kai. A natse ta mike tana amsa kirar nasa har ta isa inda malam Audu yake a tsaye yana huci kaman tsohon zaki.
Gani malam”. Wannan kira haka,kaman wanda zaka mun bishara da gidan Aljanna?. Tayi mgnar tana kauda kanta gyefe hadi da gyara daurin zanin ta,tana mai kara cureshi wuri guda. Hakan ne ya kara fusata malam Audu,wanda a fusace ya fara mata mgna da cewa” Yau babu mai kwanan min a gida wlh,tayaya ina gani yara mata su ringa kawo maki cefanan gida,su ba maza ba bare na ce,tom ban yarda ba kinji na fada maki. Kai malam dakata kaji! Mama Hajjo ta katse sa ta hanyar daga masa hannu,kamin ta cigaba da cewa” idan basu nemo sun bani ba,munci so kk mu mutu? Kai zuciya ya mutu,tom allah yabani yaya mata masu zuciyan nema,sai nace su daina?tom Ahir dinka,ka cire mana ido da alamaran mu,kai dai kaje kayi ta zaman banxan da kasa ba a layi,nikam har kullum ina gdy da Allah yabani y’ay’a mata,don sun zama mun babban jari,shi yasa a kullum nake hamdala ma Allah. Kamin yakuma wani mgna ne tayi cikin daki abunta tana banko masa labule,yyn da shi kuma ya cigaba da fada yana cewa”A yau kowa sai taje tayi gwaji,don sam ban yarda da waannan gantalallun y’ay’an naki ba! Meemah,zubaida!!! Ya kara bude murya yana kirar su,Meemah dake daga daki ne tana rarrashin Mama Hajjo ta amsa da na’am Baba. Kunji mao nace maku ko?? Hmm nisawa tayi tana daga dakin,kamin tace ehh Baba Allah yakaimu daren lfy! Ko amsa mata baiyi ba ya juya hadi da nufar soro ya fice daga gidan.
Zubaida ce cike da mmkin Meemah na amsa mawa Mahaifin nasu akan amincewan ta da tayi ne ta kalleta tana mai cewa” Meemah mai yasa kk amsa masa?
Murmushi Meemahn tayi kana tace”tom inada cutanne a jiki na? Hmm ni wa maya fadeki a gidannan zan kwana yau?….tom ina zakije yau kuma? Zubaida ta tambaye ta cike da son sani. Sai da tayi kasa da muryar ta irin na gogaggun yan duniya kana tace”Abuja.
Dariya duka suka saka ciki har da Mama Hajjo da take fadin Ya mace jari ga wanda yasani yakuma sa hankalin sa.
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Kwance take ta bubbude a saman gadon da suke ta aikata mashaan su,Hajiya ce babba wanda ta amsa sunan ta na Hjy da ganin ta kaga kudi da hutu,Kiban ta kam yakusa na Kujera One seater,Amma ahaka take aikata mashaan ta….tana bude kafa hadi da sakin nishi tana saka hannun ta hadi da shafa kasan VG din ta,da keta sheki….gyefe guda Wani Matashin saurayi ne da bazai haura shekara 30 ba a duniya,yana ta kokarin sauke Kayan jikin shi,jikin shi sai tsima yakeyi,ba inda yake bi da kallo sai Durin Hajiya Atika da ke ta shaining……babu ko silin suma a wurin. Itakam Ganin yakasa ma sarrafa kanshi tun a yanxu,yasata Kai hannun ta tana sauke Wandon jikin sa kasa,yyn da Bananan🍌 tayi sama….
Murmushi Hjy Atika tayi tana mai saka hannun ta,tana shafa burar nasa,hadi da jah mashi tana mai kara mikar da ita….Wani irin numfashi ya sauke hadi da rintse ido yana fara gurnani…..Hadi da matsadda jikin shi kusa da itah. Mikewa tayi tana zaunar dashi saman gadon,tana mai kara gyara tsayuwarta…Bai aune ba ne yaji ta zo garesa hadi da zama a saman kafan sa daya,tana tura gwiwarsa cikin Durin ta. Wani irin ruwa yaji na tsattstafowa na niimanta,wanda cikin wani irin dan sakin ihun dadi ya sa hannun shi yana cafkan nonon ta da sukayi lumtsumĀ² kaman na mai shayarwa bakace daga Jiikin ta suke haka ba….ushh…Ash..
Tayi maganar tana rintse ido…..hadi da sa hannu tana kama 🍌 tana mai mulmula saman ta har xuwa hudan,kana tayi kasa da hannun ta tana cafko golayen sa twince tana matsasu….Washhhh Ashhh Huu ohhhh Hjy Dadddiiiii hmmmm Ushhhhhh…….Abun da yake cewa kenan,yana mai kara saka harshen sa tskiyan nonon ta yana jansu ta hanyar tsotsan su kaman bunsuru idan yana bukatan nono……
Ahhhh Ushhhhh washhhh a wannan karon danna kansa take a nonon nata,tana matse kafafun ta,don ji take yar tsakarta na dagawa pall…patt..pattt ,wash ka iyahhhh Ahhh ash…. Haka take maganar kaman zautacciya….
Kwantar da ita yy kasa yana hayewa saman ta,hadi da cigaba da cafkan nonon ta,ganin yanda take sambatu yasa shi kai hannun sa xuwa kasan gindin ta,yana cura yatsunshi biyu,nan yaji kam Abun nata sai tsarkuwa take wani irin ruwa mai dumi na bun hannun sa……
Kasa yy yana bude kafanta,hadi da kai harshen sa yana zagaye Virgina din ta,yana sha hadi da lashe ko ina,wanda hakan yasa ruwar niimarta kara xubowa yana ambaliya……bai damu ba sai da ya shanye tass,kana ya kai harshen ta ba tare da tayi tsammani ba taji ya cafki fatan yar tsakanta,da karfin gaske wanda yasata sakin wani ihun wanda har numfashin ta na barazanar shidewa don dadi. Bai tsaya sanya ba,har sai da yaga tafara sauka…..
Sannan ya fara saka 🍌 a ciikin Hq din ta,yana saka hadi da yi mata waiwayi dashi yana shafa tsoka da tsokan hurin tana jin wani irin dadi mara misali….don hjy Atika kara buda masa kafan take shi kuma ya ingixa Buran sa ciki hadi da mannewa da junasu….. Kawai a haka ya fada jikin ta ba tare da ya fiddo da buran tasaba,yana hade kirjin shi da nonuwanta suna gyegen juna hadi da motsa kafan shi yana jujjuya 🍌 ta ciki….dukan su ruwan madaransu sai tsartuwa yake yana malala. Itakam Hjy Atika hannun ta tasa tana shafa bombom nashi hadi da kara danna shi cikin Virgina din ta………..
Shikam a halin yanzu ihu yake yana Hjy Dadi………dadi…..Ahhh gindi dadiiiii…………..
Kara dannashi tayi a haka har suka samu gamsuwa,kana ta mike tana nufan toilet ta wanke jikin ta,a kwance ta taddashi,kaman matacce yana nan tifff buran sa asama. Murmushi tayi kana ta shafa 🍌 da hannun ta,tana fadin my beb ka watsa ruwa ka fito ka amsa hakkin ka…..
Tayi mgnar tana saka hannun ta a jakan ta dake gyefe,rafa biyu ta fiddo na 500,tana kallon shi kamin tace”cash kkso ko check? Murmushi yy mai cike da jin dadi,yana fadin.Hjy duk wannan dadin da kk bani kuma harda na sallama? No dear ba komai,you are still a young,har yanxu kudi kk bukata….ka karbi sannan na tura maka kudi ta bank wannan kawao na kasa ruwa ne a hanya kamin ka koma.
Murmushi yy yana kissing din labban hjy Atila kana ya mike yana nufar toilet hadi da fadin Hjy tnx ngd, alot of tnx.
Kallon shi tayi tana furta dont mension….
Yana shiga privacy naga takai hannun ta tana fiddo wani farar hankie,wannan Sperm din sa da yazuba a saman gadon ta shafe hadi da dibewa da hankie din,tana saka shi gyefe tana boyewa………
Murmushi ta saki a sarari tana furta Wannan ne SIYASA TA!
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” Hauwa! Hauwa!! Wata Matashiyar Hajiya ce zaune a tsakiyar falon ta,wanda ya k’ayatu da kayan k’yele-k’yale da more rayuwa,kirar sunan Ma’aikaciyar nata take,wanda sunan tana kirar ne ko na kusa da ita baxai jiyota ba,amma a hakan kirar Hauwa take,da sam bataji ta ba. Bama tasan data sauko falon ba tana kitchen tana aikin da tasaba na Shiryamawa Alhajin gidan Dinner,don ta sanar mata da isowan shi a daren yau din!
Ke Hauwa Hjy Rahinart na kirar ki a falo cewar daya daga cikin maaikaciyar nata,tana kokarin karbar aikin da Hauwa keyi. Da jin haka nan Hauwa ta saki liddayi a saman bowl tana ficewa daga kitchen din cike da azama da kuma tsoron hjyar nata,don tasan laifi kadan zata ce anaimo mata wata y’ar aikin….itakuma tayi hanyar garin su,sanin hakan yasa Hauwa isa falon Hjy Rahinart tana zubewa gwiwowinta kasa,baki da jikin ta duk kyerma sukeyi”. Sannu ranki yadade,barka da rana,sannu da hutawa. Duk wannan zuban da takeyi da barin jiiki bashi ya ta dago idon ta ta kalleta ba sai bin Laptop din dake gaban ta da kallo take hadi da operating….wanda hakan yasaka Hauwa kare mawa Hajiya rahinart kallo….
Wannan labarin yana daya daga cikin jerin taurari uku na karshen shekara….wanda zamu rufe maku Karshen shekarar 2021.
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